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Title : Leopards Don’t Change Their Spots
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester, Becker, Cutter, Jenny
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for the Primeval100 challenge 387, Tall Tales

Lester kept his best poker-face firmly in place throughout the verbal report of the anomaly team’s day chasing an infestation of over-sized, chronically stupid and very hairy marsupials around a stately home in the Cotswolds.

When told Becker had thrown himself to the floor to catch a priceless Chinese vase before it ended up as a very expensive jigsaw, he just smiled and nodded approvingly.

But when Jenny tried to tell him that Cutter had been polite to a journalist, he knew perfectly well that they were all lying through their collective teeth.

Some things really were completely beyond belief.

Date: 2014-10-05 07:49 am (UTC)
fififolle: (Default)
From: [personal profile] fififolle
Hahaha! Hell would freeze over first *g*

Date: 2014-10-05 08:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigtitch.livejournal.com
LOL! Poor Lester. And poor Jenny!

Date: 2014-10-05 08:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kristen-mara.livejournal.com

Sporfles - they'll have to get video proof next time! Oooh, I hope that Becker didn't bruise anything and that George wasn't squashed...

Date: 2014-10-05 09:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reggietate.livejournal.com
Hee! That's definitely beyond the realms of plausibility :-D

Date: 2014-10-05 10:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nietie.livejournal.com
LOL I wouldn't believe them either, Lester!
Edited Date: 2014-10-05 10:04 am (UTC)

Date: 2014-10-05 12:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rain-sleet-snow.livejournal.com
LOL, as if Lester was ever going to believe that!

Date: 2014-10-05 04:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
LOL. Lester would never believe Nick was polite.

Date: 2014-10-05 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eriah211.livejournal.com
*sporfles loudly*
Oh, Jenny, that one was too bizarre to be true ^_^

Date: 2014-10-05 11:04 pm (UTC)

Date: 2014-10-06 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreamer-98.livejournal.com
LOL yeah, I wouldn't believe Cutter being polite either. :P Nice.

Date: 2014-10-08 02:51 am (UTC)
cordeliadelayne: ([primeval] green shirt stephen)
From: [personal profile] cordeliadelayne
Hee hee! That certainly is unbelievable.

Date: 2014-10-11 12:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stealingpennies.livejournal.com

Oops. Bit of a giveaway that...

Date: 2014-10-11 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lsellersfic.livejournal.com
Hee! How well he knows them!

Date: 2014-10-12 04:35 pm (UTC)
goldarrow: (Default)
From: [personal profile] goldarrow
LOL They should have known better than to take the tale that far!
Cute one. *giggles*

Date: 2014-10-12 05:36 pm (UTC)
thelibraniniquity: (Totally Awesome)
From: [personal profile] thelibraniniquity
Brilliant!

Date: 2014-11-29 11:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deinonychus-1.livejournal.com
Lol! I can imagine Becker catching the vase, as well!

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